The desire for reality to more closely resemble the idealized fantasy world of the movies is, perhaps, a film fan's wish as old as cinema itself. And while there's no telling the countless headaches, heartaches, and dashed illusions to be spared were one were outfitted with some kind of built-in immunity to the seductive sway of Hollywood's Technicolor fairy tales; were such a thing even possible, I'm more than certain that a reality stripped of the belief in the possibility of the impossible would hardly qualify as anybody's idea of living, anyway.
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| Everyone Says I Love You opened in Los Angeles on Friday, December 6, 1996 |
The eternal paradox of movies has always been its ability to render the real as slightly dreamlike, while capturing the essence of the ethereal with canny verisimilitude. No other sphere of emotion seems to inspire this quality in movies as evocatively as the contemporary notion of romantic love. Especially love of the transcendent, dizzying, sweep-one-off-one's-feet variety favored by musicals. And when it comes to romance and the eloquent expression of love, can any movie genre compare with the Hollywood musical?
| Woody Allen as Joe Berlin |
| Goldie Hawn as Steffi Dandridge |
| Alan Alda as Bob Dandridge |
| Drew Barrymore as Skylar Dandridge |
| Edward Norton as Holden Spence |
| Julia Roberts as Von Siddell |
Everyone Says I Love You is Woody Allen’s first - and to date, only - musical. Chronicling a year
in the life of an affluent (what else?) extended family residing in New York’s Upper
East Side, Allen uses the changing seasons as a backdrop to metaphorically underscore this
nervous musical comedy about the variable nature of romance. As characters with
I-hope-he's-being-satirical names like Skylar, Djuna, and
Holden navigate the choppy waters of love in picturesque Venice and Paris, Woody
Allen’s familiar universe (where every city looks and feels exactly like New
York) reveals itself to be a wonderland of magic realism.
The fantastic has
always figured in Woody Allen’s particular take on reality: Humphrey Bogart was
his life coach in Play It Again Sam, philosopher Marshall McLuhan materialized from
behind a movie poster to silence an intellectual boor in Annie Hall, the title character in Alice takes herbs that turn her invisible, etc. But the world depicted in Everyone Says I Love You is a world swept up and in concert with the giddy elation of love and spring fever. Ordinary folk break
into spontaneous song and dance; store mannequins come to life; the injured and infirm leap and turn cartwheels in a hospital; the dead cavort amongst the living; and, in my absolute favorite Woody Allen moment of all time, romance grants lovers the ability to defy the laws of gravity.
| Just You, Just Me Store mannequins put on a show for engaged couple, Holden (Norton) and Skylar (Barrymore) |
But don’t be fooled. For all its song, dance, humor, appealing performances, beautiful locations, game cast, and moments
of genuine charm, Everyone Says I Love You is still, never, ever anything more
than your typical Woody Allen film. Which is both its boon (I like that Allen doesn’t
bend his style to fit the conventions of the genre, he literally makes them
dance to his tune), and its bane (if you already don’t like Woody Allen,
this film isn’t likely to turn you into a convert).
Perhaps due to the challenge of shooting a full-scale musical on location with a score of some 16-plus classic songs--lushly arranged, with at least four choreographed production numbers, and featuring a largely non-singing cast who (according to production notes) only discovered they’d signed on for a musical after already committing to the project--Allen gives himself more latitude than usual in recycling so many of his own familiar-to-overused tropes:
The eccentric, broadly-drawn
extended family - Radio Days, Hanna & Her Sisters
The sophisticate drawn to the sensualist - Love & Death, Interiors, Crimes
& Misdemeanors, Hannah & Her Sisters
The heart wants
what it wants - Manhattan, A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy
Two women attracted
to the same man- September, Hanna & Her Sisters
Spying on an individual’s
therapy session - Another Woman
Allen’s old coot/young woman fetish - Manhattan, Husbands & Wives
Allen’s old coot/young woman fetish - Manhattan, Husbands & Wives
Allen’s bougie lifestyle
fetish - Too many films to list
When you add to the mix the fact that Allen also indulges his other catalog of obsessions: The Marx Brothers, jazz, pseudo-intellectual pretensions, and people who actually consider "poet" to be a career path, Everyone Says I Love You winds up representing a kind of Woody Allen "best of" collection set to music. Happily for me, it manages to be the best of his lighter, funnier films.
WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS FILM
Woody Allen, a man who strikes me in interviews as someone
incapable of understanding even the most elemental aspects of human behavior, does
seem to understand movie musicals. Indeed, a great deal more than many
directors like Rob Marshall (Nine) or
Susan Stroman (The Producers), who have their roots in musical theater.
There’s something
intriguingly off about the idea of a
Woody Allen musical. At first glance, it seems as if the director’s trademark
neurotic, over-cerebral style is an ill fit for a genre characterized by breezy
lightheartedness and fantasy. But upon reflection, one realizes that Allen’s
films have long taken place within a fantasy bubble. What is his hermetically
sealed vision of Manhattan, populated with characters bearing little to no
resemblance to actual human beings, but an update of those impossibly rich penthouse
dwellers who spent all their time in tuxedos and evening gowns in those Warner
Bros. musicals from the 30s?
The already
built-in artificiality of Woody Allen’s world, one he’s cultivated in film after
film, is a Cinderella-shoe fit for a musical, simply because one of the chief
hurdles of contemporary musicals has been the increasing audience resistance to the
conceit of ordinary people spontaneously bursting into song in natural surroundings.
Woody Allen's version of Manhattan has always been a New York of his own state of mind, so there's no authentic "reality" to be shattered. With Everyone Says I Love You, Woody's artificial New York feels tailor-made for the genre-mandated artifice of the movie musical.
Woody Allen's version of Manhattan has always been a New York of his own state of mind, so there's no authentic "reality" to be shattered. With Everyone Says I Love You, Woody's artificial New York feels tailor-made for the genre-mandated artifice of the movie musical.
| My Baby Just Cares for Me A trip to Harry Winston for an engagement ring erupts into an amusing production number |
By the 1990s, the movie musical had almost become extinct due to the paucity of directors who knew how to make a contemporary musical work. Literal-minded modern audiences, made uncomfortable by the sight of real human beings singing and dancing onscreen, came to prefer their musicals wrapped in animation.
The genius of Everyone
Says I Love You is that Allen, rather than trying to ignore, distract, or sidestep the issue, instead structures the entire
film around exploiting it. He embraces the corniness, shares in the campiness, and by doing so, celebrates and reinvigorates the naivete of old musicals.
Jumping in with both feet, Allen instantly addresses the audience-discomfort issue by having the film's first words be the lyrics of a song sung by a character.
He even has fun with the genre by citing the characters' self-awareness ("We're not the typical kind of family you'd find in a musical comedy") and consciousness of their own incongruous vocalizing ("What are you singing about? You're not in love with Holden!")
But best of all, Woody finds a way to keep his fantasy on a human scale. Ordinary people DO break into spontaneous song, but only in appropriately ordinary voices. Choreographed production numbers erupt around them, but the characters fail to be instantly imbued with terpsichorean gifts. Instead, they move with the ungainly grace of those overcome by emotion.
But best of all, Woody finds a way to keep his fantasy on a human scale. Ordinary people DO break into spontaneous song, but only in appropriately ordinary voices. Choreographed production numbers erupt around them, but the characters fail to be instantly imbued with terpsichorean gifts. Instead, they move with the ungainly grace of those overcome by emotion.
And therein lies
the source of Everyone Says I Love You’s ultimate triumph of charm over
Allen’s sometimes problematic worldview: all the singing is just an extension of the characters' emotions.
| If I Had You Skylar finds herself falling for the ill-bred charms of ex-convict Charles Ferry (Tim Roth) |
I loved musicals long before I became a dancer, but I think movie musicals dug their own grave with their over-reliance on cold spectacle and outsized scale. I much prefer the wavering, unsure voices in Everyone Says I Love You to the kind of antisceptic vocal perfection of a Marnie Nixon (West Side Story, My Fair Lady). Likewise, the dancing here is sometimes a little ragged, but it touches my heart more than any of the impenetrably cold, gut-busting numbers in Hello, Dolly!. When it comes to musicals, I still prefer being made to feel something about the story and characters than merely being asked to "ooh!" and "aah!" over grandiose production values.
| Makin' Whoopie A hospital's patients, orderlies, and doctors weigh in on the consequences of marriage |
THE STUFF OF FANTASY
When it comes to
the creative expression of emotion, I’ve always felt there to be a kind of
unofficial hierarchy of intensity. If it can be verbalized, you say it; if it’s
a feeling difficult to put into words, write it. Feelings too strong for the spoken
or written word cry out to be sung, and that which transcends verbalization can only be danced.
That’s why musicals
are the ideal genre for depicting love and romance. It’s a natural thing for
people to want to express happiness. When you’re a kid, you skip, maybe as an
adult you’ll whistle or hum…but for the adult, the sex act is the only outlet
we’ve afforded ourselves for unrestrained expression of amorous joy. An act so
personal and subjective that the more
literal its depiction, the less joyous any of it seems.
In Everyone Says I Love You,
Woody Allen takes the usual hyper-emotionalism of his stock characters to the
next logical step. They sing of their joy, their longing, and their anxiety. True
to the Woody Allen universe, the film’s main musical theme is the 1931 pop standard,
I’m Thru With Love; not a song about the rhapsodic elation of love found, but of
the wistful resolve of love lost and never to be.
| I'm Thru With Love The elegant pas de deux Goldie Hawn & Woody Allen perform along the Left Bank of the Seine is beyond sublime |
THE STUFF OF DREAMS
I enjoy Everyone Says
I Love You a great deal, some parts I even love (the Halloween sequence is delightful, and Drew Barrymore and Edward
Norton make an adorable couple). But I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t a bit of
a chore slogging through yet another one of Allen’s peculiar takes on morality
and ethics. (Everyone Says I Love You was released some four years after this messy breakup with Mia Farrow, but just one month before the publication of Farrow's tell-all memoir, What Falls Away.)
One of the things I’ve always hated about those sex comedies of the '60s was the degree to which lying and deception were depicted as a cute, harmless path to love. In this film, the heinous and invasive subterfuge Allen’s character engages in to snag Julia Roberts (a stomach-churning pairing suggesting necrophilia more than a May/December romance) feels downright sociopathic.
One of the things I’ve always hated about those sex comedies of the '60s was the degree to which lying and deception were depicted as a cute, harmless path to love. In this film, the heinous and invasive subterfuge Allen’s character engages in to snag Julia Roberts (a stomach-churning pairing suggesting necrophilia more than a May/December romance) feels downright sociopathic.
However, the overall appeal of the cast and the goodwill extended by the film’s sprightly tone and lovely score of old standards go a long way toward mitigating my general impatience with Allen’s self-serving moral teeter-totter.
| Hooray For Captain Spaulding A Marx Brothers-themed Christmas Eve costume ball |
| Enjoy Yourself (It's Later Than You Think) Recent guests at a NY funeral home refuse to let death spoil their fun |
PERFORMANCES
Since a tribute to the illustrious Barrymore family occasioned this particular post, I'll reserve the focus of this section exclusively to then 20-year-old Drew Barrymore (granddaughter of John) as Skylar Dandridge. Unique in this instance not only for being the sole member of the cast to be dubbed (crippled by fear, she claimed her voice was too abysmal even for a film populated with untrained singers), but having the distinction of later conquering her fear and singing in her own voice in two (!) later films: Music & Lyrics and Lucky You, both released in 2007.
A star at the age of six with her appearance in E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982), Drew survived a Lindsay Lohan-ish adolescent to become a popular star, director, and producer. While a likeable and winning personality on talk shows, I confess I've always credited (blamed?) Barrymore (along with Sarah Jessica Parker, Catherine Heigl, and Matthew McConaughey) for killing the romantic comedy.
Barrymore is well within her rom-com comfort zone in Everyone Says I Love You, but in small doses her familiar giggle and demur routine comes off rather well. Her close association with Adam Sandler has made her strictly persona non grata with me, but her performance here and in the exceptional Grey Gardens (2009) reminds me that she is indeed a very talented actress. Albeit one to whom the lyric from the song, My Baby Just Cares For Me applies: "There's sometimes a doubt about her choices!"
BONUS MATERIAL
The "Makin' Whoopie" number from Everyone Says I Love You (1996)

