“There’s
no such thing as a bad girl.” – Mother Veronica, head nun and CEO of Girls Town
Well, happily for me and producers
of low-budget “girls reform school” exploitation flicks, the above is not altogether
true.
When I was growing up, late-night
and weekend afternoon TV overflowed with 1950s juvenile delinquency movies (“black-&-white-shoe
pictures” as they were known in our house, in reference to the two-tone saddle
oxfords favored by bobbysoxers of the time). With their jazz/bop musical
scores, sound-alike titles, and interchangeable casts of superannuated
teenagers; these films were near-identical in their faux, anti-social emphasis—faux
because no matter how extreme the civic insubordination, by fade-out you could
be sure yet another blow had been struck for conformity and middle-class conservativism—and preoccupation with drag racing, leather jackets, tight sweaters, rock &
roll, switchblade skirmishes, and beat generation slang.
Mainstream movies only occasionally
touched on the phenomenon of 1950s youth culture. It was a time when population (the sheer
number of teenagers), rock & roll music (anarchy with a beat), autonomy (car culture), and economic independence (postwar prosperity), all converged into a marketable and exploitable social
force that Hollywood couldn't ignore.
In those rare instances when mainstream films paid attention to teen culture at all (1956s The Girl Can’t Help It, for example), young people and their distractions were either satirized or held in derision. Most films about teenagers were made with the adult gaze in mind. Only the Drive-In market (independent B-movies and exploitation films) made movies specifically FOR the teenage market that were intended to actually celebrate the teenage revolution.
In those rare instances when mainstream films paid attention to teen culture at all (1956s The Girl Can’t Help It, for example), young people and their distractions were either satirized or held in derision. Most films about teenagers were made with the adult gaze in mind. Only the Drive-In market (independent B-movies and exploitation films) made movies specifically FOR the teenage market that were intended to actually celebrate the teenage revolution.
But even these films made middle-of-the-road
concessions to propriety. Almost as a public service, these films took it upon themselves
to prove that the national surge in juvenile delinquency was merely due to a few bad apples, and that outside of the need to occasionally blow off a
little steam (growing up in the shadow of the Bomb and the Cold War was
stressful, man), American teenagers were basically good, decent kids who wanted the same things their parent's wanted out of life.
The success of Marlon Brando’s The Wild One (1953) and Blackboard Jungle (1955) launched a
spate of male-centric juvenile delinquent knockoffs, but movies about
gangs of lawless teenage boys have been around since at least 1938 -- the year
Spencer Tracy sought to prove to Mickey Rooney “There’s no such thing as a bad boy” in Boys Town. Far more interesting were those movies about girl gangs and female reprobates. A teen knockoff of the '40s Women's Prison picture, these films were not only a lot more fun, but given the narrow image of womanhood promoted in movies at the time (girlfriends, mothers, housewives, or objectified objects of the male gaze), the emergence of the tough-talking, no-nonsense gangster girl: choosing to live life on their own terms—flouting both authority and social mores—looked to me to be the only social archetype to genuinely embody the characteristics of the true rebel.
As I was raised in a household with one television set and four sisters, all of whom reveled in the feminist subtext of these low-rent opuses, I saw a great many women in prison/reform school girl flicks growing up. One of my enduring favorites is Girls Town.
As I was raised in a household with one television set and four sisters, all of whom reveled in the feminist subtext of these low-rent opuses, I saw a great many women in prison/reform school girl flicks growing up. One of my enduring favorites is Girls Town.
Mamie Van Doren as Silver Morgan |
Paul Anka as Jimmy Parlow |
Margaret Hayes as Mother Veronica |
Gigi Perreau as Serafina Garcia |
Mel Torme as Fred Alger |
Elinor Donahue as Mary Lee Morgan |
After being falsely accused of the accidental death of a former
boyfriend (a blink-and-you’ll-miss-him appearance by Harold Lloyd Jr.), overdeveloped
and underachieving high school senior Silver Morgan (the name a gender-switch
tip of the hat to Mickey Rooney’s Whitey March), a peroxide punkette with attitude
to spare, is sent to Girls Town, a youth correctional facility run by stern but
tender-hearted nuns.
Silver, precariously balancing a mountain of platinum hair and
prodigious curves on a pair of high-heeled, open-toed mules, is a gum-popping,
slang-spewing hellcat who doesn’t take well to authority figures or being told
what to do. Although she resists rehabilitation at every turn and frequently butts
heads with the nuns and several of the other, surprisingly compliant, Girls Town detainees; we all know that, at heart, Silver is more a hard-luck case and victim of circumstance than
a genuinely "bad" girl.
Hulking, Big Ethel-ish Peggy Moffitt and B-movie queen Gloria Talbott play Flo and Vida, the inseparable pair who maintain Girls Town order |
Personally, I’d have been perfectly content were the film to consist solely
of scenes devoted to Silver cooling her well-shaped heels at Girls Town, mouthing
off to any and all, showering suggestively, getting into cat-fights, and instigating
confrontations with the nuns (a la Hayley Mills in The Trouble With Angels). But the makers of Girls Town all-too-frequently shift the spotlight from Mamie van Doren
(never a good idea) to follow through on a couple of subplots.
Subplot #1 has Silver’s restless 15-year-old sister Mary Lee
(Father Knows Best’s Elinor Donahue,
decked out in a blond wig, tight sweater, and behaving in a very un-“Princess”-like
fashion) blackmailed and potentially shipped off to Tijuana for her part in and
knowledge of the real circumstances surrounding the death of Silver’s ex. Preposterously,
these threats come from “The Velvet Fog” himself, diminutive, elder hot rod gang
member Mel Tormé (whose character,
despite looking well into his 30s, lives in fear of his father taking his car
away).
The other subplot—superfluous, but by far the most campily entertaining
of the two— features another crooner, Paul Anka, as pop star Jimmy Parlow, upon whom Serafina, a lonely
Girls Town orphan, is delusionally fixated. Teen sensation Paul Anka makes his
film debut in Girls Town, singing almost
as many songs as Olivia Newton-John did during the finale of Xanadu, and serving in practically the same magical capacity in this film’s
plot. Indeed, Anka’s character swoops in to save the day so often, one wonders where he finds time to cut one of his many, sound-alike, loneliness-themed records.
Meanwhile, as Silver manages to sneak in a date with a
36-year-old delivery boy (bandleader Ray Anthony, Van Doren’s husband at the
time), Girls Town shoehorns nepotistic
“guest star” appearances by: Harold Lloyd Jr, Charlie Chaplin Jr, Jim Mitchum (eldest
son of Robert), Cathy Crosby (Bing’s niece), and pseudo-star cameos by the
likes of Dick “Daddy-O” Contino, Hollywood gossip columnist Sheilah Graham, and
martial arts pioneer, Bruce Tegner.
In addition to all this, time is set aside for sexual assault, a potential suicide, human trafficking, social commentary, and the standard juvenile delinquent movie staples consisting of:
Make-Out Sessions |
Cat Fights |
Drag Races |
Remarkably, all of these labyrinthine plot entanglements wind up being neatly
resolved and expeditiously dispensed with by fade-out. Silver, while still maintaining her ostentatiously lewd clothing sense, learns respect for authority and finds religious
redemption (of sorts) after Jimmy subjects her to a grueling rendition of “Ave Maria.” Mary Lee is saved from an involuntary run for the border, and lonely Serafina gives up stalking Canadian pop singers with hero complexes and becomes a Fangirl for Jesus. By all appearances, Girls Town ends with the scourge of teenage delinquency well and soundly vanquished.
WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS FILM
When I was a kid, afterschool TV consisted of reruns of programs
like The Adventures of Ozzie &
Harriet, Father Knows Best, The Donna Reed Show, and Leave it to Beaver. Although I enjoyed
them all, each suffered from what felt like an unrelenting, almost propagandistic
endorsement of a kind of bland suburban conformity so artificial it seemed
beamed in from another planet. The one welcome deviation from this plastic norm
was Leave it to Beaver’s Eddie
Haskell, a refreshingly candid, wise-guy anarchist whose appearance on the show was practically subversive in its ability to make the program's promoted standards
of middle-class “good citizenship” look absurd.
It's that quality of defiance of the norm that I most love in ‘50s juvenile
delinquency movies, and Girls Town is
one of the most enjoyable of the lot. Lighter in approach than the social
commentary JD movies like The Cool and
the Crazy or High School Hellcats,
Girls Town’s inconsequentiality (it
exists primarily to showcase Van Doren’s assets and Anka’s music) makes it easy
to be enjoyed purely as a camp timepiece.
I have no idea what teenagers thought of the film at the
time, but it’s a laugh-riot from start to finish now. Even without the uproarious running
commentary provided by the Mystery
Science Theater 3000 team in the edited, most readily-available version of the
film.
Vida & Flo share a secret glance (how did this get past the censors?) as Jimmy Parlow croons a love song to the wayward girls of Girls Town |
William Claxton 1964 |
PERFORMANCES
As one of the platinum blonde 3-Ms of the ‘50s (Monroe, Mansfield, and Mamie)
Mamie Van Doren carved out a niche for herself as the bad girl of B-movies. I haven’t
seen enough of her films to access her talent as an actress (she seems a good light comedienne), but I can tell you that
in Girls Town she has a vivacity and presence that makes it difficult to watch anyone else when she’s onscreen. The performance Van Doren gives may not be considered "good" by any objective standard, and though neither she nor any of the other major players are believable as teenagers, her prototypically '50s charm and somewhat hard edge makes her ideally suited for the material. Girls Town drops several degrees Fahrenheit whenever the story veers away from her.
Infinitely more convincing as a tough-cookie troublemaker than
Ann-Margret was in Kitten With a Whip,
Van Doren possesses a tongue-in-cheek sexiness and sass that suggests Mae West
more than Monroe.
Silver (certainly one of the screen's most energetic listeners) steps out with superannuated delivery boy/Private Investigator Dick Culdane (Ray Anthony) |
THE STUFF OF FANTASY
At least half of the Girls Town screenplay is devoted to bop talk and slang. I have no idea if the dialect is authentic or exaggerated, I just know that it makes for a very quotable movie.
All quotes attributable to Silver Morgan:
"You’ve gotta let me out
of here! There’s nobody to take care of her but Aunt Scrooge...and she’s
cracked!"
"Aw, Don’t flip your
wig… I got your signal"
“Big deal. King Groovy
comes to Dungeonsville to make with a song for po’ little ol’ us. What do you
want me to do, kiss your foot?”
"Hey, who are them
apples, the Junior WACs?"
"Go flap your plates!"
“I got tired of you
cats with the fast cars and slow heads. You give me a pain in the ears”
“Ok if I use the
Alexander Graham?”
"Stop draggin’ your
axel!"
"What’s my crime, dad?
For not having as much moola as this jerk? Or my old lady wasn’t in the social
register?"
“You’re in
queersville, man. You’ve flipped.”
"Go bingle your bongle!"
THE STUFF OF DREAMS
If the male juvenile delinquent
movies of the ‘50s owed more than a passing nod to the Warner Bros. gangster
films of the ’30s, then the exploitation movie bad girls of the era were simply
a gum-popping, teenage iteration of the ‘40s film noir femme fatale. What gives
this particular incarnation its ginger and snap is the percussive beat of rock
and roll, the restless hum of Youth Culture, and its unexpectedly (and perhaps unintentionally) progressive female lead. Girls
Town, free of its half-hearted social commentary, is a great deal of mindless fun. A shining specimen of time capsule camp. Mamie
Van Doren rocks!
Apparently '50s censors thought so too, for it seems Anka penned a swingin' rock and roll ditty for Van Doren that was shot and later cut from the film for being too suggestive. Not the lyrics, the setting: Silver Morgan sings the song "Hey Mama" while wriggling around in the shower as she prepares for her date with the 36-year-old delivery boy.
Thanks to the wonders of the internet, here's that heretofore unseen Mamie Van Doren number in all its glory. "Hey, Mama" has the same melody as the film's terrific theme song and is as catchy as hell. And as you might expect from Miss Van Doren, her performance of the song is nothing short of crazy, cool, and fantabulous!
Not a success during its initial release, when Girls Town was re-released in 1964, its dated, Drive-In-friendly title was changed to the bland and nondescript The Innocent and the Damned |
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