“The who, the how, the why…they dish the dirt, it never ends.”
Girl Talk Neal Hefti/Bobby Troup -1965
“Don’t come any closer. Don’t come any nearer. My vision of
you can’t get any clearer.”
Girls Talk Elvis
Costello - 1979
In Mike Nichols’ Carnal
Knowledge, college buddies Jonathan (Jack Nicholson) and Sandy (Art
Garfunkel) engage in an awful lot of girl talk. Or, more to the point, a lot of
awful talk about girls.
Each weighs in on what qualities constitute the “ideal
woman." Then, they lay odds on their chances of “getting laid.” They rate women’s
body parts to determine their sexual desirability, aka worth. They rate and
evaluate intimate physical encounters as though discussing sports statistics...charting the
speed of numbered bases reached (1st base, 2nd base, home run) vs.
the number of dates logged. They equate a woman’s susceptibility to their seduction
ploys as evidence of her virtue: if she succumbs too easily, she’s a slut; if she resists for too long, she’s a ballbuster. And they bemoan the fact that, no
matter how perfect, a woman is never beautiful enough, submissive enough, or
ANYTHING enough to sustain interest over an extended period of time.
Jonathan & Sandy: Amherst College, Massachusetts - Late 1940s |
Older, But Not Wiser Sandy & Jonathan: New York - Early 1960s |
Faced with the option of uncomplicated fantasy over unpredictable reality, men who grow old without benefit of growing up invariably opt for holding onto the wish for the unattainable, unsullied, idealized dreamgirl. Proving that carnal knowledge is perhaps one of the few forms of education one can acquire without ever learning a single thing.
Jack Nicholson as Jonathan Fuerst |
Ann-Margret as Bobbie Templeton |
Arthur Garfunkel as Sandy |
Candice Bergen as Susan |
Carnal Knowledge screenwriter Jules Feiffer (Little Murders, Popeye) conceived of his dark comedy of sexual bad manners as a stage
play, but director Mike Nichols told the famed cartoonist/author/playwright that
he saw it instead as a film. As such, the movie has a stylistically theatrical
feel to it, both in the dominance of language (the script is sharp as a razor)
and the frequently used device of making it appear as though a character is
breaking through the fourth wall and speaking directly to us. In addition, the cramped
framing and preponderance of close-ups make the world of Jonathan and Sandy seem strangely underpopulated,
isolated, and self-centered (in the way dreams and memories often appear to
us) while simultaneously feeling confessional and all too intimate.
Most distinctively, Carnal Knowledge retains a
classic theatrical three-act structure that neatly divides the arrested-developmental
stages of its two leads into chapters mirroring America ’s shifting sexual mores.
Each era is designated by the significant woman in the life of Jonathan, the
film’s chief chauvinist.
It's Complicated Susan and Jonathan connect behind Sandy's back |
Jonathan and Sandy
fall hard for Susan, a neighboring student at Smith College
who looks like the WASP dreamgirl: i.e., she superficially embodies the
era-specific attributes deemed ideal for assuming the role of girlfriend, wife,
and mother. But Susan is no passive male fantasy figure. She's postwar woman emergent. Straining against gender constraints and just as uncertain of how she is supposed to "be" in the uncharted territory of sex and relationships, Susan is intelligent, opinionated, ambitious, and conflicted. In short, an actual complex human being during
an era when all that’s expected of her is ornamental perfection. Things between these three get
messy in a hurry.
Act II: Bobbie (Ann-Margret) Early 1960s * "The Feminine Mystique" Betty Friedan 1963
Carnal Knowledge explores how both men and women can feel pressured into engaging in sexual activity |
Jonathan is now an accountant of some sort, single, embittered
by a string of unsatisfying relationships, and still searching for his “perfect
woman” -- that ideal whittled down by this stage to an exacting checklist of physical
specifications. Sandy, now a physician, is married to Susan and lives in a passionless
suburban rut he takes great pains to justify. Susan, though unseen,
sounds as though she has matured into precisely the kind of vaguely dissatisfied
Smith-graduate-turned-suburban-housewife Betty Friedan surveyed as the basis
for her groundbreaking feminist tome, The
Feminine Mystique.
Although in the film, 29-year-old Bobbie is an enticing older woman to 20-something Jonathan, in real life, Ann-Margret (who really WAS 29) was four years younger than co-star Jack Nicholson's 33. |
Into Jonathan’s life comes Bobbie, a TV commercial model who is the physical embodiment of the Playboy ideal, and Jonathan’s fantasy girl come to life. Unfortunately, since Playboy magazine failed to disclose just how one goes about living day-to-day with an individual one needs to objectify for sexual arousal, things begin to head south for the pair rather rapidly. The pliant, none-too-bright bombshell who only wants to get married and have kids proves an easy and willing emotional punching bag for Jonathan’s aggression, scorn, and callousness.
That the blossoming and eventual disintegration of their relationship plays out almost exclusively within the confines of their bedroom (a playroom turned prison) underscores the realization that Jonathan's and Sandy's quest to align adolescent sexual fantasy with adult reality is a task far beyond either of their capabilities. Easily the most emotionally brutal and devastating section of the film, Act II of Carnal Knowledge lays bare the battle of the sexes in a way that spares no one. As the men approach middle age, wondering whether their teen ideals will ever be realized, it becomes evident that neither has learned any more about women since their days at Amherst.
Divorced, indecisive, and easily bored, Sandy finds temporary solace with Cindy (Cynthia O'Neal), a woman whose self-assurance suits his sly passive-aggressiveness |
Act III: Louise (Rita Moreno) Late '60s/'70s * "The Female Eunuch" Germaine Greer 1970
The college buddies have grown older, but only
chronologically. Sandy, sporting sideburns, shaggy mustache, and potbelly
over his bell-bottomed jeans, has found a kind of restless peace in his midlife
romance with a hippie young enough to be his daughter (Carol Kane). Jonathan, very
successful, very alone, and something of a drinker (and looking uncannily like '80s-era Robert Evans), is reduced to regaling
guests with a self-narrated slideshow titled “Ballbusters on Parade!” in which
the sad spectacle of a lifetime of empty sexual conquests are trotted out and disparaged
in escalatingly vulgar terms (sort of like the published autobiographies of Tony
Curtis and Eddie Fisher).
As the film nears its conclusion, we’re left with a sense that Sandy’s
endless searching (ever external, never within) might eventually lead
to some level of fulfillment; after all, he at least concedes that there is a
great deal about love he doesn’t know. But Jonathan, firm in the cynic’s
resolve to mistake mislearned lessons for wisdom, thinks he has it all figured
out. What he has gleaned from twenty-some years of acquired carnal knowledge is
revealed in the memorized, methodically recited, misogynist monologue delivered
by Louise, the prostitute the now-impotent Jonathan must regularly visit.
If, as Mike Nichols once remarked, Carnal Knowledge is about the fact that men just don’t like women
very much, I’d say the only thing surprising about that statement would be anybody
attempting to refute it. Certainly not in today's world where the crude, dehumanizing
sentiments attributed to Jonathan (a character whose woman-hating harangues brand
him shallow and contemptible) sound eerily like what America shrugged off during this recent shitstorm of an election as appropriate “locker-room talk” from “boys”
well into their sixth decade running for the highest office in the land.
Has "Boys Will Be Boys" always meant "Boys Will Be Hollowed-Out Husks of Shame & Self-Loathing"? |
THE STUFF OF DREAMS
My strongest memory of Carnal
Knowledge when it first came out is how shrouded in secrecy it was. Beyond its
provocative title and the prestige implied by the collaboration between highbrow
satirist Jules Feiffer and Hollywood wunderkind Mike Nichols (his Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? -The Graduate winning streak took a hit with the costly flop of Catch-22), little to nothing was known about
the film’s content in advance of its release.
Nichols’ reputation for extracting unexpected performances
from his actors made Carnal Knowledge’s
unusual cast a prime focus of interest. For who but the man who deglamorized
Elizabeth Taylor to an Academy Award win would have the nerve to assemble in
one film: getting-along-in-years up-and-comer Jack Nicholson; high-pitched
pop-singer Art Garfunkel; beautiful but glacially aloof “actress” Candice
Bergen, and, most intriguing of all, maturing sex kitten and industry punchline
Ann-Margret.
After having a 1972 obscenity verdict overturned, Carnal Knowledge was re-released in 1974 with new poster artwork. In 2001 Mike Nichol's Closer recreated that ad's quadripartite portrait design |
Carnal Knowledge
was promoted with a minimalist ad campaign so calculatingly discreet—white text
against a stark black background, the title in scarlet letters—it proved
tantamount to wrapping the film in a plain brown wrapper. Imaginations ran wild
as the public (essentially doing the studio’s work for them) envisioned a film
of such sexual explicitness and candor, no advertising dared elaborate.
I was 14 at the time and desperately wanted to see Carnal Knowledge. Imagining it to be just
the kind of cerebral smut my parents would begrudgingly allow me to see (provided
I name-dropped a few choice critique sources like Saturday
Review or The New York Times), but no such luck. My parents had active
imaginations, too, and I’m afraid I underestimated the combined effect Ann-Margret
and the word “carnal” would have on their faith in my adolescent maturity. Forbidden from seeing the film, I had to content myself with borrowing a copy of Feiffer’s published screenplay
from the local library. I didn't get around to actually seeing Carnal Knowledge until the 1980s.
WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS FILM
My oft-expressed fondness for movies that give vent to brutal,
blistering, peel-the-wallpaper emotional pyrotechnics places Mike Nichols Carnal Knowledge high on a list of favorite
films that include: They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?, The Day of the Locust,
Reflections in a Golden Eye, Last Summer, Looking for Mr. Goodbar, Maps to The Stars, Carnage, and, of
course, the Nichols’ own Closer and Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Taking the position that the ability to lie to oneself is the greatest
special effect known to man, and that nothing is more exciting or dramatically
compelling as emotional conflict; these films are my action movies, my
superhero flicks, my adventure sagas, and (non) CGI thrill rides.
I’m drawn to films of emotional violence because I consider physical
violence is mere kid’s stuff by comparison. Americans have always found facing a gun easier than facing themselves. When they are as honest and
insightful as Carnal Knowledge, these movies are
very humane in their perspective and bracingly insightful in their compassion. And like all
good art, they have the potential to lend an air of poetry to what in
real life is often merely chaos and banal cruelty.
What inspired my revisit to Carnal Knowledge is the degree to which the baby-man words and
behavior of a prominent celebrity in our recent election (he is no
political figure by any stretch of the imagination, and his name will go
unmentioned on these pages) exposed and solidified the unassailable reality that
America’s misogyny (like its racism) is so systemic, deep-rooted, and essential
to the perpetuation of the status quo; we as a culture actually reward men for never growing up. I agree with the assertion by Feiffer and Nichols that Carnal Knowledge is about the fact that men don't seem to like women very much. But, to that, I'd also add that, in the end, men clearly dislike themselves even more.
I've met young film fans who, having grown up with the Ann-Margret of Tommy, The Return of the Soldier, The Two Mrs.Grenvilles, and A Streetcar Named Desire, were more surprised by her sex-kitten past in Bye Bye Birdie and Kitten With a Whip than by her startling, career-rejuvenating turn in Carnal Knowledge.
She is indeed outstanding and gives a very moving performance that confirms the rightness of her Golden Globe win and Academy Award nomination. But looking at the film today, I'm more surprised that Jack Nicholson's performance escaped Academy notice. He's undoubtedly the oldest-looking college boy on record, but he is electric to watch and plays Jonathan with a naked complexity I can't believe many others could mine so effectively. In truth, everyone in Carnal Knowledge shines brightly, and the performances have only grown richer with time.
THE STUFF OF FANTASY
In our heteronormative culture, we've devised names for men who hate women (misogynists) and women who hate men (misandrists); but I've yet to come across a suitable word for the parallel cultural phenomenon of gay men who hate other gay men (the word homophobe doesn't cut it for me). I bring this up because, as a gay man, I only see Carnal Knowledge as being partially about the battle between the sexes.
When I can listen to Jonathan and Sandy talk in derogatory terms about women and associate those exact same dehumanizing phrases with experiences I've had listening to gay men talk about other gay men in locker rooms, dance studios, bars, gyms, and supermarkets; I recognize toxic masculinity is not limited to straights. While definitely one of cinema's most acerbic visions of male-female sexual politics, the ragingly heterosexual Carnal Knowledge also has a lot to say to the gay male viewer about the ways our culture teaches ALL men that sex, masculinity, and "maleness" has to do with dominance, objectification, and a disdain for vulnerability.
But that's for another essay at another time.
She is indeed outstanding and gives a very moving performance that confirms the rightness of her Golden Globe win and Academy Award nomination. But looking at the film today, I'm more surprised that Jack Nicholson's performance escaped Academy notice. He's undoubtedly the oldest-looking college boy on record, but he is electric to watch and plays Jonathan with a naked complexity I can't believe many others could mine so effectively. In truth, everyone in Carnal Knowledge shines brightly, and the performances have only grown richer with time.
Carol Kane as Jennifer |
THE STUFF OF FANTASY
In our heteronormative culture, we've devised names for men who hate women (misogynists) and women who hate men (misandrists); but I've yet to come across a suitable word for the parallel cultural phenomenon of gay men who hate other gay men (the word homophobe doesn't cut it for me). I bring this up because, as a gay man, I only see Carnal Knowledge as being partially about the battle between the sexes.
Ken Russell's Tommy (1975) reunited Jack Nicholson and Ann-Margret
But that's for another essay at another time.
BONUS MATERIAL
In 2001, Vanity Fair reunited the cast and director of Carnal Knowledge for this spectacular group portrait by photographer Annie Leibovitz |
In November of 1988, at the Pasadena Playhouse in California, Jules Feiffer revived his theatrical version of Carnal
Knowledge.
YouTube: Mike Nichols talks about Carnal Knowledge: 2011 Film Society of Lincoln Center
"You want perfection." |
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